tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-149773162011-05-02T22:46:02.789-07:00My brains are currently away from my head.mjoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17734195608460447895noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14977316.post-1123129381628498872005-08-04T12:50:00.000-07:002005-08-03T21:27:59.686-07:00Pinoy wit is really extra-ordinary... whew! iba talaga ang Pinoy...please read if you want to have some good laugh...<br />Excuse Letters - Filipino<br /><br />These are excuse notes from parents (includingoriginal spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.<br />My son is under a doctors care and should not takeP.E. today. Please execute him.-hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! Okaya niyo yun?<br /><br />Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick andI had her shot. -pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka..... siyet! Baka may rabies...<br /><br />Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan.28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.- A grabe to. Nasa kalindaryo pa ang birthday kokung ganon. Hahaha!<br /><br />Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She isadministrating. - ano daw????<br /><br />Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.-- hanapin natin!<br /><br />John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.-bwehehehe... la ako masabi... Bwahahaha! Ganitokasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil. Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng pustiso niya. Hahaha!!!<br /><br />Megan could not come to school today because she hasbeen bothered by very close veins. - Buti pa veins niya. Close sila. Hahahaha!!!<br /><br />Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.<br /><br />Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has veryloose vowels. -ah.....eh....i.....ow....u....<br /><br />Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. Hehad(diahre)(dyrea)(direathe) the shits. [words in ()swere crossed out. -Sinabi na kasi LBM na lang e.Pasosyal pa kasi.<br /><br />Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.- So transsexual pala si Irving?I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I dont know what size she wear.<br /><br />Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have toattend her funeral. - Ala e! Mabuhay ang Patay!!Mayroong Himala!!!<br /><br />Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He hada cold and could not breed well. - stud service bayung school nya? baka gremlins siya. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having agangover. - Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataanngayon. Hahaha!<br /><br />Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had afever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even gothot last night. - hahaha, telenovela... bow. Makuwento siya ha... Kulang lang sa pansin...<br /><br />Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.We forgot to get The Sunday paper off the porch, andwhen we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.- winner to!!!!!!!!!! Anggaling!!!! Puwede rin kaya sa office ito?<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14977316-112312938162849887?l=joyousism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17734195608460447895noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14977316.post-1122806989681765142005-07-31T18:49:00.000-07:002005-08-01T08:40:30.616-07:00the hell if no one listens!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/14977316-112280698968176514?l=joyousism.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>mjoyhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/17734195608460447895noreply@blogger.com3