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Excuse Letters - Filipino

These are excuse notes from parents (includingoriginal spelling) collected by schools from all over the country.
My son is under a doctors care and should not takeP.E. today. Please execute him.-hala! Sige. Silya elektrika at bitay. Sabay pa! Okaya niyo yun?

Please excuse Lisa for being absent. She was sick andI had her shot. -pag nag-absent pala papatayin ka..... siyet! Baka may rabies...

Dear School: Please ekscuse John being absent on Jan.28, 29, 30, 31, 32, and also 33.- A grabe to. Nasa kalindaryo pa ang birthday kokung ganon. Hahaha!

Please excuse Gloria from Jim today. She isadministrating. - ano daw????

Please excuse Roland from P.E. for a few days.Yesterday he fell out of a tree and misplaced his hip.-- hanapin natin!

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken out of his face.-bwehehehe... la ako masabi... Bwahahaha! Ganitokasi yan. Kinagat siya ni Lola sa noo sa gigil. Tapos nabali yung ngipin ng pustiso niya. Hahaha!!!

Megan could not come to school today because she hasbeen bothered by very close veins. - Buti pa veins niya. Close sila. Hahahaha!!!

Chris will not be in school cus he has an acre in his side.

Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has veryloose vowels. -ah.....eh....i.....ow....u....

Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. Hehad(diahre)(dyrea)(direathe) the shits. [words in ()swere crossed out. -Sinabi na kasi LBM na lang e.Pasosyal pa kasi.

Irving was absent yesterday because he missed his bust.- So transsexual pala si Irving?I kept Billie home because she had to go Christmas shopping because I dont know what size she wear.

Sally wont be in school a week from Friday. We have toattend her funeral. - Ala e! Mabuhay ang Patay!!Mayroong Himala!!!

Please excuse Jason for being absent yesterday. He hada cold and could not breed well. - stud service bayung school nya? baka gremlins siya. Gloria was absent yesterday as she was having agangover. - Ay grabe! Iba na talaga ang mga kabataanngayon. Hahaha!

Maryann was absent December 11-16, because she had afever, sore throat, headache and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low grade fever and ached all over. I wasnt the best either, sore throat and fever. There must be something going around, her father even gothot last night. - hahaha, telenovela... bow. Makuwento siya ha... Kulang lang sa pansin...

Please excuse Jennifer for missing school yesterday.We forgot to get The Sunday paper off the porch, andwhen we found it Monday, we thought it was Sunday.- winner to!!!!!!!!!! Anggaling!!!! Puwede rin kaya sa office ito?

Im here to shout

the hell if no one listens!